Hot Treats

Modesto calls me as I walk down 11th straight. I'm on my way to get a salad at the pizza place. "Hey, I've got a sandwich, hot, you take half."

"Where'd you get that, Modesto?"

"Around corner, sandwich place, they just made it for me."

"What kind of sandwich is it?"

He shrugs his shoulders. "Take it, it's hot, very good."

I take half of the hot sandwich and open it. It's some kind of burger. I walk around the corner to the sandwich shop and show them the sandwich. "Modesto just gave this to me, is it turkey or beef?"

"Beef."

I don't eat beef.